Getting Jiggy with Jesus!

August 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , )

Haha, this is just hilarious! Whats next, a low up Mosque? But seriously, what going on folks?

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This is so moronic but, then again, so endearing to my implacable love of kitsch. You and your boo can now get hitched in an inflatable church. Perfect for those English, Belgian, Dutch and Spanish couples who won’t be celebrating Earth Month and assembled by the European promotional structure manufacturers Innovations Xtreme Inflatables, this monstrosity is also a 2004 Guinness Book inductee for being (according to the incredibly vague search engine synopsis) “…the world’s largest inflatable church in the world”. The damn organ is even inflated and they airbrushed the stained glass windows. Could lazy be any more as lazy does?

How cataclysmic it would be for the bride’s heels to snap in half and collapse from being forced to walk to the chapel or (God effin’ forbid) squeeze into the back seat of the limo and bend the heels because she had to sit with her feet on the floor mat sideways. And how disheartening it would be for the groom to waste a perfectly good handkercheif because it got up to 68 today.

Were any of you not pondering eloping to Belgium to get hitched, you do know you can have it transported to where you’ve designated you wish to get married, don’t ya? Just write out a check for $50,000 and you can say “I do”–inside a ball pool. Mazel tov!

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